don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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