i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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