In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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