You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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