Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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