Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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