Sry I called you an 8
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm gonna have a badass scar
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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