we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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