Fuck appropriateness.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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