It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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