Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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