So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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