so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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