do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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