i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
