dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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