no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
