forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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