All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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