I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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