Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
PANTIES FOUND
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