Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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