The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
