I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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