it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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