are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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