perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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