I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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