I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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