my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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