That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
