This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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