could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I would fuck him just for his dog
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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