i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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