Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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