Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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