The maid of honor just puked.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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