He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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