I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I party with great urgency now.
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