would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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