My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he puts the penis in happiness.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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