i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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