the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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