office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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