"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
