this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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