i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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