Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
