There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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