she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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