Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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