it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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