1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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