i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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