I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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