so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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