what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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