I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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