i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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