so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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