Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
