3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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